The Adulting Starter Pack
Seven things in a box. Six of them are jokes. One of them is the most important phone call you'll put off this year.
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Every item earns its spot. Most are genuinely useful. One is the reason the other six exist.
- 1
Adulting Starter Spices
A mini trio — salt, pepper, and a mystery hot sauce — so your spice rack has something to alphabetize.
- 2
"For The Stuff You Didn't See Coming" Multitool
An actual pocket multitool. Genuinely useful, and a pretty good metaphor for the rest of this box.
- 3
Group Chat IOU Pad
A tiny notepad for tracking who owes who for rent, takeout, and that one Uber.
- 4
"Something To Keep Alive That Isn't You. Yet."
A seed packet and a small pot. Low stakes, high reward.
- 5
The Cheat Sheet
Laminated card: how to reset a breaker and patch drywall on one side, how much term life actually costs on the other.
- 6
"Congratulations, You Have a Roth IRA Question Now" Pin
For the wardrobe of someone who just found out what a Roth IRA is.
- 7
Your Real Number
A card at the very bottom with a code to get an actual, personalized quote — no gimmick, no pressure, the one real thing in the box.
Why we made this
Nobody unboxes a PDF.
Young adults overestimate the cost of term life insurance by 10–12x, and most never get far enough to find out otherwise. So instead of another brochure, we built something worth posting — six laughs and one real conversation, in a box you'd actually want to open on camera.
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